Merry Christmas!

I’m now taking a break for a short while, at least until after the big day, in order to fully appreciate what will hopefully be a disgustingly lazy Christmas. I hope you all have the opportunity to do the same, and would like to wish you all as happy and stress-free a Christmas period as is humanly possible.

I’ll meet you all post-binge, in a state of blissful discomfort.

Merry Christmas!


P.S. Sorry, what was that you asked? Something about gifts? Why yes! I do of course accept gifts, in the form of donations. You don’t even need to wrap them.

P.P.S. My present to you, as always, is love.

P.P.P.S. I may occasionally tweet in the meantime. It’ll most likely be incredibly mundane.